Big handle for maximum grip allows you to really get in there and scratch your flesh off. WARNING: May feel so good you actually remove flesh. Ask my mom about it.

Carbon Fiber arm makes it stronger than Grizzly Bear bones which technically makes this a defense weapon against Grizzly Bear attacks. Score!

Razor sharp claws that will kill an itch on contact. (Not licensed in all 50 stat…hold on… This just in, it’s now licensed in all 50 states.)

The colorful scratchers allow you to blend into the environment around you to avoid attack from a Grizzly Bear. This is a weapons-grade feature. Awesome!